What happens if a doctor gets sick? NO ONE KNOWS! But The Boys are getting to the bottom of it. They’re also discussing horrible American accents (like Boston), the trials and tribulations of Elon Musk, AND they play everyone’s favorite game: What Do You Know About Sonic The Hedgehog? Grab your magic scarves and strand yourself on a desert island. It’s time to convince hungry strangers not to eat you!
The boys discuss how hard you’d have to work out to S your own D, while dealing with the fact that Joel has replaced himself with a soundboard that only speaks 9 phrases. Play chest-checkers and king your nipples, it’s Catholic Lizard Illuminati and talking frogs all the way down!
The Boys spend some time figuring out what other pedophile-based inventions Elon Musk has crafted in his sinister workshop, how a baby might be customized in the womb via CRISPR and the economics of the Mushroom Kingdom. This episode is basically a college level education FOR FREE!
Take a trip back to when the boys were merely lads, and Mr. and Ms. Explosm weren’t even a glint in the boys’ eyes. Listen to the original, never-aired pilot episode for a podcast that might have been called Lap Reactions! Cuck Chat With The Beta Boys! Talkie Time With Dem Boys, Those American Boys: Talkin’ It Up, Farms, Firearms and Lucky Charms, Sausage Talk with The Explosm Talkie Boys, The Cuckabunch with The Explosm Boys! The Nipple Boys Podcast, The Nibblecast, The Nepal-cast, The Nibblercast, or The Catfish Nip Boys. Joel is one saying racist stuff this time, which is weird (because Joel’s not Rob).
The boys rejoice as Rob returns from the (supposed) dead and tells the tale of his dark days as a pigeon whose dad is a bus. Dave lauds the heroic farting security guard, Joel follows up with our Canadian Podophiles re: The Dick Trolley Problem, and Kris pops out of his pants (and shirt, and shorts) while trying to seduce Ms. Explosm. Don’t let anyone piss on your shoe umbrellas! It’s time to learn how, where and why babies are made!
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