Take a trip back to when the boys were merely lads, and Mr. and Ms. Explosm weren’t even a glint in the boys’ eyes. Listen to the original, never-aired pilot episode for a podcast that might have been called Lap Reactions! Cuck Chat With The Beta Boys! Talkie Time With Dem Boys, Those American Boys: Talkin’ It Up, Farms, Firearms and Lucky Charms, Sausage Talk with The Explosm Talkie Boys, The Cuckabunch with The Explosm Boys! The Nipple Boys Podcast, The Nibblecast, The Nepal-cast, The Nibblercast, or The Catfish Nip Boys. Joel is one saying racist stuff this time, which is weird (because Joel’s not Rob).
The boys rejoice as Rob returns from the (supposed) dead and tells the tale of his dark days as a pigeon whose dad is a bus. Dave lauds the heroic farting security guard, Joel follows up with our Canadian Podophiles re: The Dick Trolley Problem, and Kris pops out of his pants (and shirt, and shorts) while trying to seduce Ms. Explosm. Don’t let anyone piss on your shoe umbrellas! It’s time to learn how, where and why babies are made!
The boys are down one boy, but that isn’t stopping them from getting down in the jizzy dirt and answering the hard questions: Is Rob dead? Is Courtney Love a sea witch? Have Dave’s parents done it more than once? What would the middle set of genitals look like? Glue on your Keith Urban soul patch, rack up that Johnny Debt (baby) and toss yourself on the baby blood pile!
Finally free of Mr. Explosm, the boys expect to have a half day/pizza day day talking about penises, and sex machines and trains. Instead, they talk about those things AND have to deal with a totally unexpected new foe?! Round up your bad boy gang, do some crimes and say some swears! It’s time for family togetherness!
Which Explosm Boy is the most racist? It’s Rob. Who is Henrietta Cumbangs? She’s a He-Man traffic cone. What’s the correct answer to the Five Guys Trolley Problem? WHO CARES?! Dave is back and he brings revelatory news about Mr. Explosm that will change the boys’ lives FOREVER!
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