The Boys are feeling at least 33% surly (and rising) as Mr. Explosm finds a shocking new way to punish them. Rob, Dave and Joel reminisce over a missing Kris, and eulogize their fallen friend in a retelling of their shared origin story at San Diego Comic-Con. Wouldn’t THAT be weird? Turns out, yes. It would.
It’s an Explosm Boy Sleepover, and you’re invited… TO SAVE THEM FROM CERTAIN DEATH! Or at least from Mr. Explosm getting too chummy, and thinking he’s one of the gang. Hover precariously over your bidet, and assault your father with laddish hijinks as we salute those who fought gallantly in The Butthole Wars!
Mr. Explosm sends the boys on a vacation, then insinuates himself into their bro-down. An attempt to turn the tables on Mr. Explosm goes EXTREMELY WELL, and we learn the timeless art of Belgian Grass-Fed Fish Fucking. Join the boys at an undisclosed location for cheeky Nando’s, and (most importantly) FRIENDSHIP!
The boys offer Mr. Explosm their first fantasy epic. It has friendship, it has sacrifice, is has A-List celebrities like Ben Affleck, and Liam Neeson, it’s timeless, AND it’s vaguely familiar but, legally distinct from certain Hobbit-based film franchises. Unclench your cheeks, unsheath your sword, and embrace your destiny!
Mr. Explosm, despite already owning a popular comedy enterprise, finally discovers a love for comedy. Unfortunately this doesn’t supplant his love of torture. The boys have to grill up a tasty McScript before they get beaten in their bean baskets. The time for Real Talk™ is over. The time for McTalk™ is now!
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