Where were you when the world realized Calvin & Hobbes was racist? Where were you when The Pinko Commie Horse Of Hate turned heal? Where were The Boys™ when Mr. Explosm failed to make an appearance and struck an uneasy terror in the hearts of all? Locked in their windowless writing room like always! When the cat’s away, the mice are too paranoid to play!
A power struggle erupts between the boys as Joel says "Knife to see you," and the rest of the boys say, "No more, Mr. Knife Guy!" Don your mid-to-late 90's trench coats, study your blade and think foxily as you prepare to make that Johnny Depp money, BABY!
The boys make a soulless cash grab in an attempt to GET. DEM. SPONSORS! I’m talking mattresses, audiobooks, boxes of food that you have to cook before the next one shows up, and I’m DEFINITELY talking mattresses (again)! The boys also discuss how they would kiss each other, which horror tropes give them the spoops, and how to woo a lady with tricks. Settle in and chomp down on a big, hot, hard spaghet!
The boys witness their first miracle as Kris returns from the Kingdom of Heaven to toil on this Earthly plain and experience more Earthly pain. They also get to the bottom of why suicide isn’t used by more criminals to gain ghost powers a la 1995’s Casper. As you listen, ask yourself, “How would YOU cook and eat Chad Kroeger?”
The Boys argue about who would survive the longest in the wilderness, while Mr Explosm modifies his boy-shocking electrodes to give Rob special feelings in his bathing suit area. Listen carefully for this week’s secret phrases “A recursive dogshit food-loop,” and “I’m up to my ankles in your cum,” for a chance to win a special prize.
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