40: I Want To Ask 13 Questions About Your Child’s Penis
I’m not going to lie to you. A large portion of this episode is about the size, shape, color and various other attributes of Dave’s newborn son’s penis. It’s not gross or inappropriate. Think of it like a medical textbook. The boys also try to figure out which Rob-clone to kill, Kris’s new catchphrase for 2019 and the plot to Linkin Park Rangers.
Let’s get something straight. If you came here to listen to The Boys talk about mommy Facebook, Paul McCartney, a junebug superhero, Dave’s new baby, breast milk coffee, cheeky British underwear shows and late night TV dildo shopping, then you’re going to be pleasantly surprised. Everyone else, is OUT. OF. LUCK.
The boys blast off into the new year with this space race of an episode. It’s got Batman’s Butler, TSA talk, f*ckable beach bugs, flavored condoms, Jeffrey Dahmer’s Hot Pockets™, Husband Pranks!, Space Whales… Jesus™, this episode might just have it all.
This week, the Boys explore the oldest of old school hip hop, Sam Neil’s interstellar space-hell sex romp and subsequent missing eyes. Rob proposes parenting children via “The Wheel Of Fate,” and everyone weighs in on marriage prostitution (it’s legal in Nevada). Gouge your eyes out with a Wiimote and pray Santa replaces them with coal. It’s an Xmas podcast miracle!
It’s wee little Davey’s birthday, so he gets an hour that all about him, all about his fears, all about what he wants for his birthday, all about his mum, and all about his giant daddy that gives him egg. I hope you’ve been practicing your bass gallops, because Iron Maiden needs an emergency bass player, STAT!
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