The Boys™ are back (in town) to discuss sneaky air vent pranks, sleep paralysis ASMR, rappin’ in the suburbs, the POG incident, plugging volcanoes and garbage wrestlers. Settle down and have a long talk with your own body, or your own Illuminati, because it’s about to go down in a skull-shaped mountain, brother.
Aww Chimp Chimp, God Damn! The Boys™ try their best, but they spend most of the episode talking about chimps ripping the testicles off of their scientist masters. Other topics arise, like the Nintendo DS game “Lil’ Tuckin’ Momma,” but they just keep steering it back towards monkey ball ripping. Sorry? Later, there's a trio of Catholic school girls trying to be super cool and that part has almost nothing to do with monkeys mutilating genitals.
This week The Boys™ touch on how to eliminate The Royal Family (JK JK don’t put us on a list), rad mountain lion attacks, dick swords, getting sexy things confiscated, and the various exotic fauna of Ballycastle, Ireland. Spit your teeth into the bucket, it’s career day!
This week The Boys™ get so excited about Pig Nips and Steamed Milk Tits that they almost prolapse a bone! Kris proposes adding swords to UFC while the other boys pledge Virgin House and drink Gatorade out of a dick-shaped bottle. Also there’s A FULL ON MUSICAL! ABOUT BATMAN! ABOUT HIS BAT-NIPPLES, I MEAN!
These are dark times and The Boys are trying to focus on GOOD NEWS! Stuff like drunks dads, washed up dead whales, trees eating your sh*t for nourishment, North Korea buying your sh*t for… some reason, and dressing up your d*ck and balls as a pot o’ gold. GOOD NEWS!!!
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