There’s no way around it. No matter how many Bradley Cooper brand Smart Drugs™ he does, Dave has bean-brains. Soldiering on, The Boys talk about sneaking around your own house like a creep in the night, how everything they teach you in school is bullshit and treasured TV personalities. Grab your pickaxe and your walkman, cuz we’re doin’ a flashback to the 80s, when men were prospectors and the age of consent was 10.
What happens if a doctor gets sick? NO ONE KNOWS! But The Boys are getting to the bottom of it. They’re also discussing horrible American accents (like Boston), the trials and tribulations of Elon Musk, AND they play everyone’s favorite game: What Do You Know About Sonic The Hedgehog? Grab your magic scarves and strand yourself on a desert island. It’s time to convince hungry strangers not to eat you!
The boys discuss how hard you’d have to work out to S your own D, while dealing with the fact that Joel has replaced himself with a soundboard that only speaks 9 phrases. Play chest-checkers and king your nipples, it’s Catholic Lizard Illuminati and talking frogs all the way down!
The Boys spend some time figuring out what other pedophile-based inventions Elon Musk has crafted in his sinister workshop, how a baby might be customized in the womb via CRISPR and the economics of the Mushroom Kingdom. This episode is basically a college level education FOR FREE!
Take a trip back to when the boys were merely lads, and Mr. and Ms. Explosm weren’t even a glint in the boys’ eyes. Listen to the original, never-aired pilot episode for a podcast that might have been called Lap Reactions! Cuck Chat With The Beta Boys! Talkie Time With Dem Boys, Those American Boys: Talkin’ It Up, Farms, Firearms and Lucky Charms, Sausage Talk with The Explosm Talkie Boys, The Cuckabunch with The Explosm Boys! The Nipple Boys Podcast, The Nibblecast, The Nepal-cast, The Nibblercast, or The Catfish Nip Boys. Joel is one saying racist stuff this time, which is weird (because Joel’s not Rob).
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