40: I Want To Ask 13 Questions About Your Child’s

40: I Want To Ask 13 Questions About Your Child’s


I Want To Ask 13 Questions About Your Child’s Penis -- I’m not going to lie to you. A large portion of this episode is about the size, shape, color and various other attributes of Dave’s newborn son’s penis. It’s not gross or inappropriate. Think of it like a medical textbook. The boys also try to figure out which Rob-clone to kill, Kris’s new catchphrase for 2019 and the plot to Linkin Park Rangers.

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