69: The Sexcophagus

69: The Sexcophagus


The Sex Number™ is upon us, and The Boys™ are horny as hell! This week: Which boys name their dicks? Where were you when the chicken sandwich wars started? Do you ACTUALLY 69? Did Dave’s Sex Ed. teacher, Sexual Edward, cross the line? What if your knees had nipples? Can you pleasure someone with your nose? And, finally, what’s the deal with Mormons and “soaking?” Please do not listen to this episode while driving, because the desire to FUCK will definitely make you crash your car into oil tanker. You’ve been warned.

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