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Cyanide & Happiness #15 - Spartacus by Matt, Chase Cyanide & Happiness #14 - Doctor's Visit by Kris, Chase Cyanide & Happiness #13 - Tin O' Paint by Dave | 01.05.2009 by Rob |
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Hey kids! Just a quick post to tell you about something a friend of ours has been working on for absolutely ages. Our good friend Oscar over at Deletion Quality has finally put the finishing touches to his latest masterpiece, Castle Reprocussions! Oscar's been a great bud of ours for many years and his Castle series has always been absolutely mindblowing in terms of direction and special effects, its only fair that I direct you now to his latest! You can watch part A here;
http://deletionquality.net/movie/oscar/repercussions-a
Part B is supposedly coming out today too, so why not check back later? Make sure to check out the older episodes of Castle on his site first if you haven't seen them yet!
Also don't forget to read Rob's heartwarming Christmas poem in the post below if you haven't done so yet!
Wheee! Exciting times here on the Explosm camp. We've got some awesome, AWESOME news coming up for you in the new year, and Rob and I especially have something great cooked up for you. Happy holidays!
-Dave
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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Except for my son Billy's pet mouse named Chris.
I'm not really sure where I'm going with this.

Anyway, my wife in her kerchief and I in my cap,
Were asleep after a long day of Christmassy crap.
When then, from the chimney, there arose quite a clamour,
"There's someone in the house" my frightened wife stammered.
I reached for the bedside, grabbed my handgun and said,
"This trespasser's getting an ass full of lead"

Continue reading The Night Before Christmas...
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We've got new shirt designs up in our store. Take a look at them at our merchandise section found here.
Here are the new designs:
The Fig Tree shirt designs had a little bit of a color mix up in the printing process, so now they're at a low price of $12.95 until we get it fixed. Get them now while they're limited edition and surprisingly cheap!
So head to our merchandise section this holiday season to get some stocking/turkey stuffers that are firm but tender to your needs!
http://www.splitreason.com/explosm/
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This news update is so huge that I'm going to divide it into two parts with giant bold titles.
1. Secret project!!
We need a bunch of volunteers for a hands-on survey relating to something secret and badass that we're secretly and badassly coming out with in a few months. Please send an email to explosmproject@gmail.com if you're interested, giving us your age, gender and how often you read C&H. Put your gender as MALE or FEMALE (do not abbreviate to M or F. GUY and GIRL work too) and use DIGITS for your age (do not spell it out)
We'll then respond to some people and begin narrowing down our group through a series of questions. If you do not get an email back at first, or if we stop responding later, don't take it personally. We still like you, and you'll still get to see the thing once it's released. There aren't any perks, it's just some volunteer feedback we need, and we've gotta narrow down the volunteer group in order for this to work in a timely manner.
Please do not provide any other info except your age, gender and how often you read C&H or you will not be chosen.
Again, all emails to explosmproject@gmail.com, not our contact form.
2. Huge blowout sale!!
We've just cut a bunch of our merch prices in half, permanently. At ten bucks a shirt, they're a pretty good deal. Probably the cheapest shirt you can find on the net. They also make a good Halloween present if you're weird.
The catch is that we've also stopped making them. So if you want one of the following eight designs, pick it up before it sells out or you'll spend your whole life wondering about the shirt that got away.
Here are the designs that are on sale:




Bathroom baby tee also on sale.
Also a reminder that it's cheaper to buy in bulk and save on shipping!
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I've got some random stuff that I've been needing to share with you guys, and it's kind of piled up due to lack of updates. Bear with me for a sec.
First of all, I promised a guy back at Comic-Con that if he purchased and wore every single one of the eleven t-shirt designs we were selling, we'd put him on the front page.
So here he is.

The best part is a few weeks ago I got a PM from him. He says the t-shirts are too big and he wants to exchange them all for mediums. Heh. Right.
Moving on.
I don't normally link to other webcomics, so when I do you better believe it's some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. There's two comics I'm gonna shamelessly plug, and you're going to read them and be grateful.
The first is Dr. McNinja. It reads more like an actual comic book, so it may take some adjusting to for our Ritalin-popping spastic C&H fanbase, but I promise you once you get into the storyline its some of the greatest stuff ever. It's the kind of stuff Michelangelo would have written if he wrote about vampires and velociraptors. Or if he was a writer at all.
The second is Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. The guy who writes this made a surprise visit to our booth at Comic-Con, and it turns out he likes our stuff as much as I like his. Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (or SMBC as they call it on the street) is updated daily and it's part of my daily routine, right between coffee and second coffee.
That's all for now. As far as in-house stuff, Dave and I are working on a new short. It's epic. It's not even really a short. It's a... long?
More on that later. Peace!
